The road to heaven.........
...is paved with bad intentions. Yesterday, inexplicably, I ran 7 miles in blue skied winter sun. It could be worse. Not a cockroach in sight.The only obstacle between this successful motivated runner and going hashing tonight is a stitch up by Raquel F-ing Harper (name changed to protect the guilty).
The hash has been emailed that: -
Monday is the Christmas Panto trail....
Winston and Jeremy are drawing straws about who will be the back end of their pantomime cow...
and.. you have been promoted to tonight's chorus. In preparation, could you please rehearse the tune to 'Show me the way to Amarillo'. Jeremy and Winston you will be allowed out of the cow to sing.
Panto equipment at hand: -
1 Tartan hat + red hair (from a Scottish fancy dress hash)
1 Gay walk (from, er, trying too hard not to, probably)
Have you heard of the little known panto character, McFaggott, Prince of Mince? Me neither.
posted by Winston @ 4:35 PM
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