Thursday, December 22, 2005

Monday hash

Hashing as usual except that:
  • Sarah and I arrived late (not unusual at all) and, having seen the hash leaving, lost them, all 45+ wearing tinsel and christmas wrapping paper etc., while parking the car
  • We never caught them
  • The frozen pavements didn't help
  • Only three people left at the sherry/beer stop when we got there.
  • Lots of beer left though (Milton Sparta/Sackcloth, thanks Rachel)
  • I was hauled up in the circle for punishment (beer), and made "HashShit" because my shoes match Sarah's and, by implication, are somewhat less than masculine
  • Sarah was nowhere to be seen, having got wind of trouble



Now -

Girl shoe! Rounded and womanly, fragrant

Boy shoe! male pattern baldness, testosterone, whiffy


Still confused? It's easy, they're completely different shades of shiny light blue.

Monday, December 19, 2005

We've got Lodes



Places to run? We've got Lodes

It's no good searching for "Lode lode " though......


http://www.canals.btinternet.co.uk/canals/cambridgeshirelodes.htm

Firstly, what is a lode? Put simply, it is a short stretch of water, usually very straight, usually connecting a village to a major river and often described as a dyke though they were built with navigation in mind as well as drainage. Virtually all of these waterways date back to Roman times and follow much the same route as they did nearly 2,000 years ago.

BOTTISHAM LODE Just to confuse matters, Bottisham Lode does not run to Bottisham - it runs to the village of Lode. Lode may have seemed a slightly silly name to those who made it navigable - but anyway - Bottisham village is just 2 miles away. The lode is now virtually straight though it is thought that it has been straightened from its original line over the years. It was originally used by the Romans who probably created it as an artificial navigation, connecting Lode to the River Cam, though there was probably already a stream along its line because Quy Water runs into the lode at Lode. In 1767 Bottisham Lode came under the control of Swaffham & Bottisham Drainage Commissioners who were authorised to charge tolls and build staunches. There is still evidence of one staunch on the route though only its 12 feet wide chamber remains intact, at Lode there is also evidence of a basin. The route was used until about 1900 though river Lighters found its 22 feet maximum width too restricting. Smaller boats were able to reach Lode however and it was mainly local agricultural produce that was carried. Bottisham Lode begins on the River Cam a few hundred yards below Bottisham Lock, to the east of Waterbeach. It runs virtually straight in a south easterly direction for 2 & a quarter miles to the village of Lode.The minor road which runs into Lode from the B1102 appears to give access to the waterway. Although Bottisham Lode was never officially abandoned it does not appear to be navigable at present.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Trailblazing

First new route of the "campaign"!

Winston and I went out for "at least 5 miles" yesterday afternoon, and ended up following our noses on to a pretty new route of 9.5 miles, which knocks the stuffing out of the Long Dark Teatime of the Soul that was the bread and butter of last year's running. The route takes you down Bottisham Lode to Lode and up Mill St to Lode Mill. Instead of heading west again to cross the disused railway, you take a left to follow the mill race down to Stow cum Quy. From there we were really making it up (we optimistically thought Stow was Horningsea as we approached it) and heading as directly as we could for home, but there are some great opportunities to use that Stow-Lode bit to lengthen out a Long Dogs or some such.

As for the running - felt great. It was pretty cold, and even with a fleece top and leggings Winst started to get really chilly. We'd both recovered by 7.30pm in time to knock back several excellent ales at his place. Excellent!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Rude awakening

After feeling upbeat after a good run on the hash on Monday night (The pantomime hash? Bloody pantomime every week...) I've just had a cold hard bump back to earth.

I'm just back from a doing the "long dogs" with Ed. Urgh! My legs just weren't interested - my right calf was complaining all the way around and my hamstrings were tightening up around 9 miles. I'll have a motivational chat with them in the shower now and hopefully they'll sort their act out by the weekend.

Monday, December 12, 2005

The road to heaven.........

...is paved with bad intentions. Yesterday, inexplicably, I ran 7 miles in blue skied winter sun. It could be worse. Not a cockroach in sight.

The only obstacle between this successful motivated runner and going hashing tonight is a stitch up by Raquel F-ing Harper (name changed to protect the guilty).

The hash has been emailed that: -


Monday is the Christmas Panto trail....

Winston and Jeremy are drawing straws about who will be the back end of their pantomime cow...

and.. you have been promoted to tonight's chorus. In preparation, could you please rehearse the tune to 'Show me the way to Amarillo'. Jeremy and Winston you will be allowed out of the cow to sing.


Panto equipment at hand: -

1 Tartan hat + red hair (from a Scottish fancy dress hash)
1 Gay walk (from, er, trying too hard not to, probably)

Have you heard of the little known panto character, McFaggott, Prince of Mince? Me neither.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Bad Intentions

It's crisp and sunny outside and I'm all ready to go for a run. I'm just lacking:
  1. any willpower whatsoever, or,
  2. a running partner with some.
So, odds are that I'll eek out this blogging lark until the light goes (~3 hours hence).

I'm, er, encouraged? by a helpful email from Steve in Sydney:

Sydney has been very hot the last couple of days. I remember reading somewhere that exercise can cheer you up, so I figured I'd go for a run at the gym last night. I got on the treadmill and programmed it for 40 mins at 10km/hr ... it was too hot. I was too tired. After 15 mins I had to get off before I fell off .

I went home ... couldn't be bothered to cook, so I thought I might have a bowl of muesli for dinner ( with greek yoghurt and honey mind you .. ). I made the mistake of putting the bowl on the floor while I was watching TV. When I picked it up, there was a cockroach the size of a mouse burrowing into the muesli !

Oh dear ...

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Good intentions


Phil and I actually managed to drag our sorry arses out of bed for a run early enough to see the sun rise a couple of weeks ago. Only 5k, but so beautiful by the river - very crisp, and very still.

I need a smaller, faster camera for this stuff. I love taking pictures while I'm out running, but don't like all the stopping and waiting, and having to hold the case to stop it flapping around is a pain.

The first photo is from Bottisham lock looking upstream (towards Cambridge). The second is of Phil running along the bank, with a narrowboat's cyclamen in the foreground.


The beginning of things

So, Yet Another Blogging Experiment. More of a displacement activity than a new paradigm.

Here's what I'm aiming for: - I have a bunch of mates from the local Hash House Harriers who are all aiming at a Spring '06 marathon, having done one or more marathons before now. I was training with Winston (one of these marahashers) at the weekend and we thought it would be exceptionally diverting to set up a shared blog to record our experiences this time around.

Now, with one post done, it's up and going - a good time to figure out how it will work.