Introducing the Martyrometer
The martyrometer exists so that people who don't have the time to get into the details and intrigues of Steve and Winston's marathon training schedules can find out, at a glance, who's having the most miserable time of it at the moment.If Steve's having the worst time you'll see: -
(That's a 'roo skeleton on the right, by the way..). If Winst has been taking the flak then the meter will swing to the bulldog skeleton: -
And if dishonours are even: -
The martyrometer will hopefully be appearing in the right hand bar shortly.
posted by Jim @ 10:16 AM
2 Comments:
Why is Winston represented as a bulldog? Winston is nothing like a bulldog. Sometimes he comes across a bit Pointer-ish. But a bulldog?
I reckon that when Winston's on that start line in Paris, with his "arch-rival" Steve alongside him, his tiger-nature will come out and he'll be a bulldog.
Or he'll pee over everyone's feet again. Is that more Pointer-ish or Bulldog-ish.
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